Monday, December 9, 2013

Twitter....whaaaatt?

OKAY, okay...I finally did it.

I have a twitter page, and I'm trying to learn how to use it.

Here is my link:   https://twitter.com/KBWriter

I can see how it can be a great way to network with publishers, agents, fellow authors and aspiring authors.

If I want to give this a real go once I have a story written, I should probably know what's going on in the publishing world...right?

Some of my many talents DO NOT include marketing myself in ANY WAY...
I just don't seem to have enough confidence to even FAKE my way into trying to market myself.

This of course is going to be a struggle and a learning experience for me. But I have learn one thing...

Don't be afraid to network with those you know. I have brothers that are GREAT at selling themselves. I just need to hire one of them to be my marketing project manager and I'm gravy!

Yes, I'm talking about you GARY!!!!!!  hehehee...hint, hint, hint,   WINK, WINK, WINK!

N-E-Wayz, I must have something for him to sell first, so I should really shut up and go back to writing my next chapter...

Later, 

Kris

2 comments:

  1. Before you git back to RITEn
    your next chapter, girly-whirly,
    I wanna tella youse (sorry, New Joisey accent)
    what happened to us that fateful day...

    Why else does a moth fly FROM the night
    than to a bold, attractive candle Light??
    Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.
    You’re creative, yes?
    Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…

    Whether you obtain moralityB4mortality to wiseabove
    or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,
    you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie
    which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile!
    I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:

    Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity
    of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?
    An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?
    An IQ much higher than K2?
    An anti-establishment, savvy victory +
    avant-guarde-humility =
    withe extraordinarily explosion of maelstrom mellowdramatic??
    Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed
    (with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):

    “Faith, hope, and love,
    the greatest of these is love –
    jump into faith…
    and you’ll VitSee with love”
    Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
    God believes in you.

    Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down
    from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find
    nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…
    of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.
    Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.

    PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
    -our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude

    …think about it, girl…
    1-outta-1 perishes in 88ish years;
    1-outta-1 shall be Divinely Judged;
    1-outta-1 goes in either direction then,
    depending how WE sinfull mortals
    have lived, is where WE go for eternity:
    Seventh-Heaven -or- the Abyss o'Misery.
    Yes, dear, life’s extremely tough now;
    yet, life’s extremely short now:
    then, WE have the length and breadth of eternity
    to consider where our decisions have placed U.S.
    And Satan’s working overtime to steal your indestructible soul.
    Don’t let that sly, smooth, sinfull Liar.
    I choose Seventh-Heaven.
    Choose.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Before you git back to RITEn
    your next chapter, girly-whirly,
    I wanna tella youse (sorry, New Joisey accent)
    what happened to us that fateful day...

    Why else does a moth fly FROM the night
    than to a bold, attractive candle Light??
    Don’t let His extravagant Brilliance be extinguished.
    You’re creative, yes?
    Then, fly-away with U.S. to the antidote…

    Whether you obtain moralityB4mortality to wiseabove
    or just glean tantalizing specimens for thy next best seller,
    you shall find in our blogs a lotta (subliminal) moxie
    which has taken this sinfull mortal yeeeeers to compile!
    I lay it ALL out for you, dear, with All-Star-Oxygems:

    Wouldn’t ya love an endless eternity
    of aplomBombs falling on thy indelible cranium?
    An XtraXcitinXpose with no zooillogical-expiration-date?
    An IQ much higher than K2?
    An anti-establishment, savvy victory +
    avant-guarde-humility =
    withe extraordinarily explosion of maelstrom mellowdramatic??
    Here’s what the exquisite, prolific GODy sed
    (with a most-excellent-detector of bull§ht):

    “Faith, hope, and love,
    the greatest of these is love –
    jump into faith…
    and you’ll VitSee with love”
    Doesn’t matter if you don’t believe (what I write);
    God believes in you.

    Meet me Upstairs, girl, where the Son never goes down
    from a super-passionate, lucrative iconoclasm where you’ll find
    nonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsXnonillionsX…
    of deluxe-HTTP [<- pi] opportunities for excitement BTW.
    Do it. Do the deed, dude. Sign into the Big-Zaftig-House.

    PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
    -our Lord Jesus to Saint Gertrude

    …think about it, girl…
    1-outta-1 perishes in 88ish years;
    1-outta-1 shall be Divinely Judged;
    1-outta-1 goes in either direction then,
    depending how WE sinfull mortals
    have lived, is where WE go for eternity:
    Seventh-Heaven -or- the Abyss o'Misery.
    Yes, dear, life’s extremely tough now;
    yet, life’s extremely short now:
    then, WE have the length and breadth of eternity
    to consider where our decisions have placed U.S.
    And Satan’s working overtime to steal your indestructible soul.
    Don’t let that sly, smooth, sinfull Liar.
    I choose Seventh-Heaven.
    Choose.

    ReplyDelete